A long pee stream into a toilet bowl has a sonic arc most foley artists underestimate — a wetter start, a stable middle, a slowing dribble end, and a final two-drop coda before the flush. These 21 urination clips respect that arc: full streams into porcelain at appropriate mic distance, splash-and-dribble endings captured uncut, plus shorter variations for comedy timing. Recorded dry, centre-panned, with normal bathroom acoustics rather than baked-in studio reverb.
Comedy beats and prank audio reach for the full-arc takes because the dribble-end is what sells the gag. Foley editors use the cleaner mid-stream material under bathroom-set scenes where realism matters more than the joke. Animation work pitches the stream up slightly for cartoon exaggeration; pitched down, the same recording becomes a generic liquid pour for industrial scenes. Pull what fits — free to download, no licence chase, no watermark to crop later.